What does that even mean?
it means unlike my human companions i have gone straight from the basic evolutionary stage of a gible to a mothafuckin mega garchomp ready to wreck yo shit
aint no dreamy thoughts of boys nor love here just spikes and scythe arms i reiterate ready to wreck yo shit
HUGH LAURIE IS BRITISH I CAN’T WHY
HE’S BRITISH NOT AMERICAN HE JUST PLAYS AN AMERICAN ON THE TELLY.
jack those are both hugh laurie
My absolute favorite non-televised moment. They were still teary eyed when Aly came to hug them, she surely made them smile. You can find the video here
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
This child wins in life.
Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”